MGA LALAKI TLAGA!

esos hombres!
i’ve taken that from the net, just so i’d have an alternative phrase for ‘mga lalaki talaga!’i'm not a man-hater(not yet at least),with everything that’s happened to me it can even be said that i love men.though i find it weird me whenever they say that i’m difficult to handle(i’m not exactly something one should handle) or it’s impossible to figure me out(i’m not a puzzle either!).funny i realized i’m not the only one, men generally thinks that girls are impossible to understand.well, look who’s talking.

may mga lalaking kapag nanliligaw nagpapa-impress then they’d be wondering why some women won’t love them for who they really are ,hindi nila narerealize na hindi naman sila nagpakatotoo in the first place.may mga lalaking dinadaan naman sa paspasan ang pagkuha ng babae, then they’d be thinking why they’re being branded as mayabang, bastos or manyak.there are guys who’d do anything to get what they want, only to realize that they don’t really want it when they already have it, only to realize that they want something else,then they’d be wondering kung paano at bakit sila nakakasakit.still, there’re guys who’re forever wondering kung bakit hindi nila nakukuha ang gusto nila, without realizing they’re not doing anything about it.there are guys na sa sobrang bait kulang na lang magpari siya, then he’d be puzzled as to why people-and girls- find him boring.and there are MANY guys na mahilig gumawa ng kalokohan (mambabae, magbisyo, magsinungaling…etc…), who’d deny their asses to death when asked, who’d lie their faces to dust when caught and who’d be seen worming their way out of mess that they themselves have created.may mga guys na ang hilig PUMASOK (pun intended,hehe) sa mga hindi kayang labasan.there’re guys who put their brains inside their balls only to realize in the end that they don’t have balls&they’d still be clueless kung bakit may nagagalit sa kanila.mga lalaki talaga!

one specific example that guys are just as hard to figure out as girls.
i’ve learned that the easiest way to deal with some guys is to set them straight from the onset.i’ve been to dinner dates where guys would be expecting something else in the end and then they’d be pissed once i’ve refused.hindi naman ako nagmamalinis, hindi na rin ako bago sa mga ganung bagay.ang sa akin lang, gusto ko malinaw ang usapan.i don’t like ridiculous expectations, moreover i don’t like the reactions when expectations are not met.i’ve been dragged into a motel after a date after i’ve flatly said NO,and it took at least an hour for the guy to realize that i did NOT wanna do it with him.all he could say was “akala ko OK lang.” heller!ok lang kung gusto ka ng babae,ok lang if the girl said ‘YES’.ok lang kung napag-usapan nyo.such a shame most guys are afraid to talk.after that date, everytime a guy asks me out or whenever a guy pursues me, i take the time to ask him this question
‘ANONG GUSTO MO, ONE-NIGHT STAND, FLING, FUBU O GIRLFRIEND?’

4 out 5, guys’ initial reaction “uy, grabe ka naman, hindi naman ako ganun…”,
almost always quick to rise to one’s defense.
to which i would answer ‘wala naman akong sinasabing ganun ka,
ang sa akin lang, wala namang mawawala kung magpapakatotoo tayo sa isa’t-isa’.
one guy answered “fling” and i said ‘no, ayoko’
the guy got offended.
hindi naman porke nagtanong ako e papayag na ako sa pipiliin ng tinanong ko.
ang sa akin lang, i just wanna know what i’m getting myself into,
kung papayag ako o hindi, hence i’d know how to handle myself,
moreover i’d know what and what not to expect.
sadly hindi nya nagets. mga lalaki talaga!

ang hirap sa mga lalaki, lagi kayong nagrereklamo na malabo ang mga babae. you always see girls like some trigonometric equation that refuses to be solved.but on those times that girls lay out their cards right under your nose, you still see us as those intricate chemical equation that refuse to be balanced. sa totoo lang,minsan, kayo ang malabo.

i feel like i’ve met all sorts of men, each one more complicated than the last.though they’ve got things in common,penis, egos, tendencies to lie and their love for women, they still like to insist on how different one is from the other.those things go hand in hand, and are not necessarily negative.sabi nga, nasa pagdadala na nila, doon sila nagkakaiba-iba, yun nga lang, hindi nila alam yun. mga lalaki talaga!