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Friday, May 11, 2007
  • they say salespeople are damn good liars. i say that's coz they learn a lot of it from their customers.
  • happiness and sorrow have one thing in common, they're both contagious.
  • the minute you light up a cig an take your first puff, you think 'tis would be the last..', but as you take your last, you think 'i'd light another one.'
  • the most effective way to acquire a positive OUTlook is to first acquire a positive INsight.
  • it's not always a good thing to see something beautiful, hear something nice or feel something wonderful. in fact it's the worst thing that can happen to someone in a bad situation.
  • some guys are grade-A assholes but only girls can give meaning to grade-A jerks.
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